Thursday, December 22, 2005

Tom DeLay on Congressional Ethics

Joe Conason via David Sirota and kos. Originally from the Congressional Record, 11/16/95 (.pdf) :

"The time has come that the American people know exactly what their Representatives are doing here in Washington. Are they feeding at the public trough, taking lobbyist-paid vacations, getting wined and dined by special interest groups? Or are they working hard to represent their constituents? The people, the American people, have a right to know ... I say the best disinfectant is full disclosure, not isolation."

Rabid conservatism defeats itself!

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Bobby Eberle running for vice chair of Texas GOP

That would be the Bobby Eberle who used to "publish" Talon News, which you may also recall was Jeff Gannon's employer.

Juanita, of The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, reporting from Sugar Land, has the scoop:

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A local GOPper, who is jumping ship soon while he still has a lick of sense left, sent me the following information. Bobby Eberle, publisher of the online “news” source, GOP USA (which used to be called Talon News) is running for Vice Chair of the Texas Republican party. That’s where the story starts.

The middle part of the story goes like this ---

Remember Jeff Gannon (who is also known as James Guckert), the male homosexual call-boy who got into the White House press room to ask President Bush softball questions, and then it got all hushed-up because nobody really wanted to think about a male call-boy getting in the White House within 10 feet of the President? Well, Gannon/Guckert’s press credentials were with Talon News, which is now known as GOP USA, but is still owned and operated by Bobby Eberle, the only person, place, or thing in this whole sordid story who hasn’t had the good sense to change his name.

Okay, so it’s funny enough that the man who vouched for Gannon The Male Call-Boy as a reporter is running for VICE chair of the Texas GOP.

Here comes the end part ----

The local GOPper also sent me a copy of an online semi-endorsement (it's a two man race) of Eberle writeen by a local male GOP twentyish-something blogger that – seriously – went like this:

"I guess if you were to place odds, Eberle would be the favorite based on how many man hours he has spent working for the GOP. I'm sure we'll start seeing his slick glossy mailers early in 2006. The race is a name ID position. So he better build it up, or risk some bigger name coming in and taking it away from him."


I dunno. Even the movie Top Gun wasn’t that homoerotic.


I give this race a 10 on the Entertainment Potential scale.


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You know what's missing here? A Brokeback Mountain reference.

Seriously. I'm getting a mental visual of Dubya, Eberle, Gannon, "Big Time" Dick, Ken Mehlman, Scott McClellan, Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum, and John "Box Turtle" Cornyn, all in cowboy hats and buttless chaps, squatting around a campfire in Crawford re-enacting the beans scene from Blazing Saddles.

Horse-milkin' homophobes ridin' bareback on the back forty whilst the womenfolk (Bush's four mommies; Grandmaw Bar, Condi, Karen "Bigfoot" Hughes, and "Pickles") are quiltin' back at the ranch house -- mixin' martinis, smokin' cigarettes and listenin' to Lynne Cheney read aloud her tales of lesbian eroticism.

The Republican Party of Texas -- also known as the Talibapublicans -- is going to be one hot place to party in 2006.

Rabid conservatism defeats itself!

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Culberson: al-Qaeda captured, in W. Texas jail

This is simply hilarious.

John Culberson, who exclusively represents the Republicans residing in the 7th Congressional District of Texas -- but whose actual job is to make certain that there is a constant supply of hot towels in Tom DeLay's lavatory -- went on teevee in November and announced that a member of al-Qaeda had been captured by the Brewster County sheriff's department. Too bad for him it wasn't true:

Local Republican congressman John Culberson took to the Fox News airwaves last month to raise the alarm about illegal immigration.

Two West Texas sheriffs, he said on Hannity & Colmes, "confirmed for me that they had an Al Qaeda terrorist…in the Brewster County jail."

To which the two sheriffs in question have answered, in essence, WTF?

One of the sheriffs, Brewster County's Ronny Dodson, told The Big Bend Sentinel that he had jailed one person "who had drawn a picture on his pants of Osama Bin Laden, and we don't know if that was a joke or not." He said Culberson must have been confused somehow by hearing various stories from border agents.

Tony Essalih, Culberson's press secretary, says there's no confusion. Two other aides of the congressman were present when the sheriffs told them of the terrorist prisoner, he says.

"We really haven't figured out where the communication breakdown was. What he said on the show was what he was told by the sheriffs," Essalih says.

Both sheriffs have been avoiding the non-local media since the story broke, but one staffer at the Brewster County Sheriff's Department said Culberson's people "were lying through their teeth…I told them if they'd bring me an Al Qaeda I'd slap him four times, make him pick up cigarette butts; you know, something really mean. But no, no Al Qaeda [here]."


David Murff, one of Culberson's challengers in CD-07 and who has joined the blogranks, has more.

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Friday, December 02, 2005

Do You Want Your Vote Counted?

Thanks to Florida in 2000 and Ohio in 2004, Texas hasn't seen a whole lot of scrutiny in the vote-counting arena. That doesn't mean that problems don't exist - they do.

Voting is the bedrock of democracy, yet the efforts to ensure good vote counts in Texas has been unable to get traction. Meanwhile, known problems continue to pile up. This should not be a partisan issue - after all the Baker-Carter proposals were a bi-partisan effort.

There are people nationwide who are standing up for our votes to be counted. Won't you be one of them?

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Texas redistricting violated Voting Rights Act

Justice Department lawyers concluded that the landmark Texas congressional redistricting plan spearheaded by Rep. Tom DeLay (R) violated the Voting Rights Act, according to a previously undisclosed memo obtained by The Washington Post. But senior officials overruled them and approved the plan.

The memo, unanimously endorsed by six lawyers and two analysts in the department's voting section, said the redistricting plan illegally diluted black and Hispanic voting power in two congressional districts. It also said the plan eliminated several other districts in which minorities had a substantial, though not necessarily decisive, influence in elections.
Sad, but not surprising.Texas redistricting violated Voting Rights Act.

{Cross posted from Politics Plus Stuff]

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IMPLODING RIGHT WING?

A site for cross-posting and posting original stories from around Texas that reveal the character of the Texas right wing. So much dirt. Such a big state.

This site brings Texas bloggers together to keep an eye on the actions of Texas right-wingers. Yes, friends. The radical conservative Republican politicians and activists who rule this state assume that nobody is watching.

They are hoping that nobody remembers Sen. John Cornyn's statements justifying violence against judges or Majority Leader Tom DeLay's zealous intervention into a private family dispute that spawned a media circus. Or Congressman Sam Johnson's intimation that he could personally nuke Syria. Or that Kay Bailey Hutchison has hired one of the "swift boat" smear architects for her gubernatorial campaign. Or that Republican corruption in the Dallas County Police Department has contributed to outrageous crime rates. Or the actions and stunts of the Young Conservatives of Texas on college campuses all across the state.

Well, they have had over ten years to lead. They haven't led. We will.

"Adios, MoFo."

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